sean

sean
1. (sean) (6902↑, 2259↓)
used to define huge sarcastic assholes, that end up becoming amazingly sweet. Seans know exactly how to piss you off and then five seconds later have you cracking up. Huge jerks, but gotta love 'em.

Dude, that kid is such a freaking sean. Don't pull a sean, just be nice.

Author: funwithamber. http://sean.urbanup.com/2973822
2. (sean) (4481↑, 2070↓)
a [sexy]/[hot]/[awsome] person

1.dammmm, whata sean

3. (Sean) (2889↑, 1446↓)
1) to giggle a lot 2) to make sexual innuendos 3) witty

1) he seaned all night 2) that guy has a habit of Seaning when talking to any girl around 3) i love his Sean personality

4. (sean) (2411↑, 1039↓)
one sexy bugger as cute as anything, never lets you down, polite, sweet and a genuinely all round awesome guy loved by everyone

'woah\! thats guys awesome' 'he must be a sean'

Author: victoriaclaire1991 http://sean.urbanup.com/3095777
5. (Sean) (1590↑, 829↓)
1. The most FRIGGING AWESOME name on earth\!\!\! 2. Refers to anyone who is awesome in some way or another, whether they are really athletic, cool, popular, nice, or know too much for their own good.

1. Hey Sean\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! 2.Whoa, that guy is so awesome; he must be a sean.

6. (sean) (1230↑, 660↓)
A personal [shrink], someone who gives you constant advice and good advice whenever you need it. IE: Sean is the peoples Dr.Phil.

1: "Wow I have alot going on right now" 2: "You should go talk to a Sean" 1: "Dude, I totally should\!"

Author: supersecret11 http://sean.urbanup.com/2726746
7. (Sean) (1156↑, 630↓)
A sexy Brown eyed boy that makes you wish he was yours. He's so hot and sexy\!

Sean is so sexy\! I just love him\!

Author: Lauren B Schremser http://sean.urbanup.com/1609361
8. (Sean) (340↑, 52↓)
Used to refer to a man that pampers and pleases his woman all the time. He cooks amazing food for her and her friends all the time, shows her a good time in the sack, trusts her with his hard earned money to go shopping, compliments her on her smarts and beauty daily, keeps her rolling in laughter with his goofy humor, and makes her just feel so special that a guy with his striking good looks and charm would be with her.

"If you want a good meal and a good time, go see Sean." "She's so lucky. I wish I had a Sean too." 1."Dude that guy has one awesome chick. How did he get someone like that?" 2. "Well, he's Sean. A guy that awesome can get any chick he wants."

9. (Sean) (380↑, 123↓)
coolest most sarcastic funniest person you'll ever know

"Sean is my best friend" "I am soooo jealous" "word, I know"

10. (Sean) (297↑, 70↓)
Sean is the name of the most loving man in the world. He is unlike any other, a man who is kind, caring, and understanding. At the same time, he is determined, firm, and strong. His heart glows with love for his girl, but most of all for the Lord he serves and glorifies. His heart attracts many, along with his sparkling eyes which add just the right touch to his incredibly handsome face. An extremely talented writer. The only guy in the world who will yawn at the word "yawn" and at pictures of people with their mouths open.

Any girl would kill for a Sean.

Author: YourGirlWhoBelieves http://sean.urbanup.com/4624026
11. (Sean) (524↑, 297↓)
A guy with brown eyes and black hair who makes you want to rip off his pants and suck on his 8 inch penis.

OMG Sean is so hot, lets suck on his dick together.

Author: Kimberly Lin likes nice guys http://sean.urbanup.com/3642434
12. (Sean) (226↑, 33↓)
he's your best friend. doesn't try at school but is already to smart for his own good. his opinions and words are so worth hearing that it's okay to change yours. he will stay up with you while you are crying or mad no matter what. gives amazing hugs. loyal, trusting, caring. you can't help but to love this nerd. amazing voice, good at athletics. he has blue blue eyes and good arms. Sean's will be there..no matter what, don't let them go to soon.

Sean: What's wrong, I'm here for you. You don't have too, it's not fair to you. Sean: I don't care, you are my friend..come here:)

13. (sean) (221↑, 37↓)
A sean is strong, courageous, funny, sometimes blue, lovable, strange, smart and crazy A sean is exciting, riveting, alive, and real, breathe taking, adorable, and sexy through and through, magnetic, devoted, passionate, confidant, and attractive. A sean can be cocky, arrogant, an ass, mean, vindictive, and evil A sean is wonderfully strange, exhilarating, fascinating, and true, inspiring, inspirational, a creative muse, heavenly sublime, charming, and handsome A sean seems to draw people in and keep them there as if they are stuck forever, bound by his emotional glue. A sean is a gift from god with amazingly breathtakingly deep eyes, a man above all men, best friend you'll ever find, a family man, is loyal to the end, devoted loving husband.

You are the luckiest woman alive to have a sean in your life. I wish I had a sean as my man. He is so sean

14. (Sean) (233↑, 81↓)
The best person that has ever been alive, the hottest person and everything that you could imagine that is good.

Sean is so hot\!

15. (sean) (158↑, 28↓)
well what can i say, sean is a guy who is absolutly amazing and its hard to describe in words. he has the cutest smile and has the best kisses that are just as great as his hugs. and he has brown eyes that make you just want to sit there and stare into them. he's sexy as hell. he's a great friend and an awesome boyfriend. he knows how to make people laugh or smile when he's not even trying. he's had a past but is hopefully willing to forget about it and make a better future, but with that past he's stong and will kick anybodys ass that trys to mess with him, his family and his friends. anybody is lucky to have him in your life. i guess he's just perfect and i couldnt help but fall in love with him.

i love sean

Author: thatonegirl(: http://sean.urbanup.com/5048987
16. (Sean) (142↑, 14↓)
a whole lot of fun,the most awesome name on Earth,the coolest guy you will know,the sexiest as well,makes you laugh,is there when you are done and always putting smiles on peoples faces.

Sean is awesome. Sean made my day by talking to me about my feelings. When iI see my friend Sean he puts a smile on my face no matter what mood Im in.

Author: seanistheawesomest http://sean.urbanup.com/4808596
17. (Sean) (132↑, 9↓)
This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He's had a past that is both long and hard but he makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. This means he can piss people off easily but he always has them laughing ten seconds later about the same thing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's not a god send and he's not perfect but he's close in his own way. He's someone that you don't know you've fallen for until you already have. He's one of the best things you'll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him.

Sean \<3

18. (Sean) (147↑, 24↓)
A Sean is some one who exudes originality, swims in talent, creates funky cool amazing art, and is the coolest brother ever.

That guy who works in Ceres, he is such a Sean\!

19. (Sean) (223↑, 108↓)
The guy that your always with. You like him, but he has no clue. You've always wanted to be the girl that he's secretly in love with. But, if you don't hurry up, someone else will take your place.

Sean is amazingly cute.

20. (sean) (148↑, 66↓)
a nice boy who is polite and perfect and has a cute smile and smells nice and has sweet kisses:* and is tall and cute and has a sexy northern accent and is all together wonderful\! he is my one and only\!

Sean is so cute\!

Author: sean's baby(loren) http://sean.urbanup.com/4035777
21. (Sean) (92↑, 16↓)
(Noun); A man that puts himself down alot, doesn't see what so many people see in him, has many friends, is funny, silly, sarcastic, sweet, sexy, perfect in all ways, sensitive, kind, honest, trustworthy, understanding, the greatest guy on the planet, loves to help those he cares about, loving, strong, creative, the ideal man, great actor and techie, is a very hardworker, once bent a bobby pin into a heart for a girl, cooks perfect spaghetti, is always right, knows the meaning of life the universe and everything is 42, a genius, is adoreable, saved someones life, is never forotten, and is always loved by a Kirsten.

A: "Hey you see that guy over there, he is hot\!" B: "I know, dang he is such a Sean\!"

22. (Sean) (106↑, 34↓)
The Sean species, though thought to be extinct, are still up and kicking. Known for their modesty, they often have great music taste, and a very good sense of humor. The intense charisma levels of the Sean allow them to communicate with any other beings and relate to the problems and issues of all other creatures. Seans are very likeable and are prone to succeed in anything they want to without much effort at all. Seans are also known for their loving vegetarian life style and love for the environment, hence the common nickname, "Prius of the People." Not to be confused with Shawns or Shauns.

That guy is such a Sean\! Totally richeous. I wish I was him\!

Author: donnellyseanelly http://sean.urbanup.com/4664087
23. (Sean) (214↑, 143↓)
v. to fuck someone on a Trampoline...

"Dude I Seaned A Girl Last Night\! We Bounced Pretty High\!"

Author: To Be Or Not To Be... Seaned http://sean.urbanup.com/3951107
24. (sean) (79↑, 12↓)
An awesome person, irresistible to woman, funny, caring, sweet, knows how to piss you off, make you laugh, make you hate him, make you love him, a gift from god, master of unicorns and leprechauns, exciting, riveting, cute, alive, and real, strange, smart and crazy, great kisser, sexy and lover, sporty, great dancer and singing and a alcoholic (but in a good way) who says shit drunk, good and bad but you will still love him. Sean in fact by be god, but if he was he wouldn't tell you. His favourite place is on the lounge with a beer in hand, watching sport, probably cricket But Sean is not to be mistaken with names such as Shaun or Shawn, for they are douches and cunts they spell their names wrong.

sean

Author: THEAWESOMEMAN18 http://sean.urbanup.com/5178562
25. (Sean) (64↑, 6↓)
A nice, funny, polite kid. He's pretty kind, and people like to be around him. A Sean is considerate and friendly. Once you get to know a Sean, you're going to like him\! Plus, as an added bonus, Seans tend to have a big penis. A great guy\!

Look, there's a Sean\! What a great kid\! Can we suck his dick?

Author: iamareallycooldudewholikespie http://sean.urbanup.com/5730934
26. (Sean) (56↑, 11↓)
He's the guy that will say something to you that makes you want to punch him and then 5 minutes later having you wish he was yours because he makes you laugh so much, his blue eyes make you melt and he has a perverted sense of humor, but you have to admit your life would be incomplete without a Sean.

Who's Sean holding hands with? That's his new girlfriend, what a lucky girl\!

Author: gottaproblem http://sean.urbanup.com/5712363
27. (Sean) (46↑, 2↓)
Sean is an amazingly great person, who knows how to make someone smile no matter how they feel. He is a great problem solver and not to mention he is a huge HUGE hopeless romantic, but tends to hide it. Tons of girls will fall easily for this guy\! He has a great sense of humor\! He is open minded, and often times creative. He is a sweetheart and a dreamer.

I love Sean\! He is so funny and such a sweet heart.

Author: MynameisSiennaandILOVESEAN http://sean.urbanup.com/6000077
28. (Sean) (54↑, 21↓)
Synonymous with 'Genius.'

Did you hear about his Mensa score? He's a certified Sean now.

Author: ProvingAPoint http://sean.urbanup.com/5074672
29. (Sean) (27↑, 4↓)
A Sean is a fantastic guy who is kind and loving to an extent that he'll put himself on the line for someone else he cares about. He's beautifully handsome, with sparkling blue-green eyes. He doesn't let everyone in, but when he does they are really in. He's funny in one of the strangest ways, always making offhand jokes that really make very little sense and inappropriate times. He is a fantastic cook and an even better friend. He's usually given his heart out to one person, and he is incredibly loyal and sweet to that person. If you've got a Sean, do not let him go easily.

Forever will never be long enough for me to feel like I've had long enough with my Sean.

Author: cait6068430294 http://sean.urbanup.com/5839905
30. (Sean) (6↑, 0↓)
A Sean is a cute, blue eyed, brown haired kid that is so amazingly sweet. Doesn't like to think he's cute and likes to talk to a lot of girls. He is really tall and wears really nice clothes and smells really nice. He is truly amazing and you'd be lucky to have a Sean.

Meg:Where were you last night? Sean: out with my girl Meg: aw shes so lucky to have you.

31. (Sean) (7↑, 1↓)
He is the type of person that everyone wants to be friends with. He's an amazing guy and he has the biggest heart in the world. They have an amazing sense of style and they know how to keep everyone entertained. They really know how to have fun in the bed and you can just crack up with them if you hit your head on something. He's the best boyfriend that I have ever had; so when you meet one, make sure to never let him go. I love you Sean

That guy is such a Sean, he really knows how to treat a girl right.

Author: Thegirlwholovesyouthemost(: http://sean.urbanup.com/6146772
32. (Sean) (0↑, 0↓)
A guy with beautiful eyes and a sexy smile. He's smart and funny with a unique sense of humor that can be widely appreciated by fans of Rage comics. He's driven and hardworking, sweet and romantic. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart. His kisses are amazing and he is beyond sexy. Any girl would be lucky to have him, and I'm so thankful to be that girl. He's perfect and amazing, He's everything I could have wanted. I love him so much and can't wait to be in his arms. \<3 Is loved very much by a Melissa

Jess: Who you textin'? Me:*blushes* Sean Jess: D'AAWWWWW\!\! you guys are just so damn cute\!\!

Author: perfectpuzzlepiece http://sean.urbanup.com/6378155
33. (Sean) (1↑, 1↓)
Goat.

"Sean in duh herd."

34. (sean) (104↑, 105↓)
the man you have always loved... who never new you were anything more then a friend. the one who gives you a big huge and says "your remind me of my sister" moments before you WERE going to tell them you loved them. he is the one who got away cause you were chicken shit cause you waited too long to tell them you real feelings. but in the end is still your friend.

what a sean, jerk\!

Author: never_newahloe http://sean.urbanup.com/3805945
35. (Sean) (1↑, 3↓)
A non-lover type, someone you should definitely not fall for but can be called a friend. An uneatable person like um.. ginger in the middle of a lovely KFC zinger ? Like a Jack Daniel's bottle, attractive, addictive, charming, luxurious but bad for health. REALLY bad for health but has awesome music taste and is a very good talker uh. If he could be your Superman, he still has to prove that he can bring back the moon for you, without wandering among the lost asteroids, without bragging and without being an asshole. though seans are assholes. pfff may your path and seans' never cross xoxo

sean = no example is worth to be givennn

Author: greentupperware http://sean.urbanup.com/6346323
36. (SEAN) (2↑, 6↓)
A weird guy who likes computers

-Fred: GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER\! -Henry: why? - YOUR BEING A SEAN \!\!

Author: YOURMAMAWASHERE\!\!\! http://sean.urbanup.com/6142795
37. (Sean) (0↑, 6↓)
This is a name rarely used for a girl, but when used, the girl is insecure, modest, considerate, selfish, kind, or miserable. When used for boys, they are probably funny, annoying, loud, or energetic.

You seem a little like a sean (girl) today...

38. (SeAn) (141↑, 150↓)
da most amazing boy ever\! he isz sooo funny...n wen he trys he can sing. he has da softest lips on da planet\!...hesz super duper tall 4 no reason...but knows how 2 make a gurl smile...hes wnted by many but already tken by 1...he is emotional at times but dats wat i love..hes different..u can sey unique cusz dat wat he is..ilovehimSOmuch\!. sean isz one of those boys who knows how 2 treat a gurl da rite way...he isznt perfect but who is? he isz just sean

sean

Author: danii4eva2nv http://sean.urbanup.com/3566450
39. (Sean) (0↑, 10↓)
Sean: I really nice pretty girl who is way nicer and smarter than she should be.

Wow, I would totally date the girl Sean\! Wow, are you in love with Sean? "NO"

Author: BillyBlackDouche http://sean.urbanup.com/6053732
40. (sean) (43↑, 53↓)
When playing mario kart wii a sean is someone who will delibrateley take the item box you were going to get

its allright i'll just get this item box Fuck\! the sean just took my item box\!

Author: word2urmutha http://sean.urbanup.com/4718889
41. (Sean) (6↑, 17↓)
Just like Jacks, Seans are people in denial about being an eskimo. ALWAYS call them an eskimo when you see them.

Sean is an eskimo\! He always wants to stay in his igloo with his Pet Fish.

Author: DenialWontWork http://sean.urbanup.com/5606439
42. (Sean) (10↑, 21↓)
Typically a male with a wild imagination, and a shit eating grin on his face quite often (due to deviant nature). Thoughtful, funny, attractive, and creative with a large wrinkly brain. Makes a good partner in crime. Likes to [mace] women.

I went to work today and a sean was there. I promptly splooged my pants.

Author: HollerWoller http://sean.urbanup.com/5591255
43. (sean) (10↑, 21↓)
sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.

amelia: dudeee how was your trip? emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply. amelia: he totally seaned you.

Author: newfoundlandddddd http://sean.urbanup.com/5185445
44. (Sean) (4↑, 16↓)
A mean person who breaks hearts.

Sean broke my heart. I cried for 1 hour non-stop. Sean made my eyes are really small from crying.

45. (Sean) (6↑, 18↓)
to remove safely

girl: "that guy was amazing in bed and was a real sean so there is no chance for pregnancy" girl 2: "well your lucky the guy i was with was the total oposite of a sean and i am pregnant\!"

Author: crack baby o_O http://sean.urbanup.com/5405432
46. (Sean) (3↑, 20↓)
1.To fart so hard that poop squeezes through the rectum and out the anus.

ahhhhh man, i just Seaned out the frame. Dude i can see where you just Seaned...gross

Author: mr sexyboyswag33 http://sean.urbanup.com/6030973
47. (Sean) (11↑, 28↓)
1. a stalker 2. one who admires another from afar in a creepy way

Sean was stalking a bunch of girls the other day because he didn't have the guts to actually talk to them.

Author: talldarkandugly http://sean.urbanup.com/5942868
48. (Sean) (2↑, 21↓)
A person who is like air, nothing. No one loves seans.

"Do you hear that?" "Oh its nothing, just a sean."

49. (Sean) (6↑, 25↓)
Sean- a stupid asshole who smokes alot of pot. Has alot of girls that are friends, but hes to immature for a real girlfriend. Seans one heck of a guy. Sean's the kind of gu to help you through tough times. So dont cry, sean'll be here.

Girl, "stop touching me\!\!\!\!" Sean, "your gross, leave my house\!"

Author: Katir tibando http://sean.urbanup.com/5917714
50. (Sean) (2↑, 22↓)
An obese, all consuming, Little Debbie destroying sack of lard. Possibly male, still unknown.

Holy crap\! Look at Sean over there, Eating everything...We gotta get it outa here before it eats us\!\!

Author: Senor Pedro The Pranker http://sean.urbanup.com/5999900
51. (Sean) (3↑, 23↓)
A guy who may piss your bed if he sleeps over after drinking too much. May choose front lawn if no bed available.

(After waking up) "You pissed my bed\!" (Directed at Sean)

52. (Sean) (5↑, 25↓)
(noun/adj) 1. Used as a noun to refer to a very undesirable, bizarre outcome. 2. When used as an adjective, it characterizes the topic/event with immaturity and arrogance. Replaces any other negative adjective, such as "bad", "imperfect", "lame", etc...

Example of "Sean" used as a noun: "You are being like Sean right now." \<---- Extremely insulting. Example of "Sean" used as an adjective: "I had a Sean moment." \<---- You don't ever want to have one of those...

53. (Sean) (3↑, 26↓)
The special white boy born into a negro family in southern Kentucky waffle chicken home. He has above advanced motor skills and a extraordinarily tiny penis.

Wow, that's the whitest black kid I've ever seen. He must be a Sean.

Author: isjewlamasism http://sean.urbanup.com/5578073
54. (SEAN) (17↑, 41↓)
His girlfriend and mother thinks he's a gay.

I'm SEAN's mother and I know he reads my Defs.

Author: A day and the life of Sean http://sean.urbanup.com/5239300
55. (Sean) (17↑, 41↓)
A retard who thinks he's hard because he plays Halo 3 all the time...

Jimmy: Hey look at this guy, he thinks he's soo hard because he knows how to teabag someone\! Bob: Yep he must be a Sean

56. (sean) (44↑, 69↓)
sexy machine, crazy when mad, amazing when happy. works hard plays harder. has a six pack and blue eye to die for, stunt driver but rides a bicycle, a true gentleman, sometimes geeky (because he is so smart, smarter than me\!) loves classic muscle and domestic cars. Drinks good imported beer, fishing, guns and is all around the best friend you may ever have

OMG look, its sean\! lets invite sean to our 'pillow fight' again, hes sooo good What up sean\! wanna hit this dank? CAUTION: Some Seans are fakes, inferior yardtards and meth heads.

Author: psuedonym will appear online http://sean.urbanup.com/4163475
57. (Sean) (174↑, 201↓)
The coolest kid in the world. A short person.

Wow\!\!\! Sean is so COOL\!\!1

58. (Sean) (5↑, 33↓)
Sean is your typical inner city loser. He is jobless, has many kids but doesnt take care of them and he's the laziest fuck you will ever meet. You could call him a tool but hell, even a tool serves a purpose. He is a crack addict and loves it so much. He smokes so much crack, he puts Charlie Sheen to shame. He just cant get enough crack. His sole purpose in life is to fill up the crack-pipe. Sean is a manipulative liar. He is selfish. He hates old people and women and he will beat them. He is very annoying and most people cant stand to be around him for more than a minute. He is loud and obnoxious. He is creepy and weird. He is a theif and will steal anything he can get his hands on. Sean is a lousy human being. You just cant get any more pathetic than Sean. Unlike Charlie Sheen, Sean isnt bi-winning, he's losing, duh\!

Sean can smoke more crack than Charlie Sheen any day\!\! Sean is a professional crack smoker.

59. (Sean) (4↑, 32↓)
By far, the most annoying kid to walk the planet. Huge ego, even though he has no friends. Extremely competitive. Looks a lot like an elf.

Person 1: Oh good lord, who is that kid?\! Person 2: Oh, the one with the elf ears? Yeah, that's Sean. Don't go near him or he might try and race you somewhere.

60. (Sean) (35↑, 65↓)
to get too drunk to hold up an erection

awh man, i pulled a sean

61. (Sean) (11↑, 42↓)
a ginuine ASSHOLE

what a sean

62. (Sean) (2↑, 37↓)
Having a HUGE head and highlighted hair

Shh, honey, that man can't help it. He has a Sean head, it's abnormally large and his hair has very girly highlights.

Author: Evan Whackjob http://sean.urbanup.com/5378400
63. (Sean) (5↑, 41↓)
Someone who takes black dick in and around his ass every night and is extremely bad at COD. Is also known for being homeless, also known to wear strange things.

Guy 1: Oh my god why is that guy wearing a wetsuit? Girl 1: Oh, he's such a Sean

Author: Jeff123456789101112 http://sean.urbanup.com/5415091
64. (sean) (16↑, 54↓)
short midget thats easily pissed off and has a big ass head he hates to be picked on he's and he loves violence if he could he would blow peoples kneecaps in with the model 1887

dont be a sean

65. (Sean) (43↑, 81↓)
A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games. If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.

- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his [EMA]. - I know, hes a total Sean.

Author: MagicJohnson5 http://sean.urbanup.com/4520697
66. (Sean) (76↑, 114↓)
excess alchohol consumption, resulting in shitting of the pants.

He shit his pants at the party last weekend, he pulled a sean

Author: megahorse and wonderdog http://sean.urbanup.com/4277907
67. (Sean) (19↑, 58↓)
An English name used by many Jamaican rappers. Some dumbasses pronounce it "Seen", also.

Hey, did you hear that new song by "Seen kingston"? No, but I did hear the one by "[Sean] Kingston."

Author: TehManifest0r http://sean.urbanup.com/4328536
68. (Sean) (130↑, 170↓)
A person that would like to go in the middle of the highway and strip for all of the cars out there. He would then proceed to get it on with the light poll just to entertain him self. He also likes chips and salsa.

Wow dude that guy is such a Sean lets go punch him.

69. (Sean) (137↑, 177↓)
This is the infamous S-word. the first swear word anyone learns. it is the most versatile word in the english language, with most of its definitions not within the english language. it can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. it probably fits. the definitions below are some common usages and phrases. 1. v. to have sex 2. n. the act of having sex 3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning 4. a general insult 5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof) 6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that) 7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up) 8. exclaimation of emotion 9. derogatory dismissal 10. expression of confusion 11. very, extremely 12. n. a person you don't like 13. bother, agitate 14. v. to be in distress

1. i like to sean. 2. that was a good sean. 3. he is seaned. 4. sean you. 5. i don't give a sean. 6. sean that. 7. he seaned up the car really badly. 8. oh, sean\! 9. sean off. 10. what the sean? 11. that was seaning amazing. 12. he's a seaner. 13. are you trying to sean with me? 14. I'm seaned.

Author: Jamurai Sack http://sean.urbanup.com/3078642
70. (sean) (60↑, 103↓)
a person who looks and acts like donkey kong

oh man i just played sean on the super nintendo

71. (sean) (10↑, 59↓)
a dirty red head who steals your money and likes little boys

wtf a sean just took my dollar

72. (sean) (13↑, 69↓)
sean's are known to be huge liars and like to talk themselves up. Sean's have thick necks and short stubby legs with a balding head. They try and try to pretend that they aren't really going bald but choose to shave their head. They love to act like they are the perfect man. They seem to think they have massive amounts of talent but honestly they are awful at just about all they do. They are always in really awful bands. They think they can sing but actually sound like a dieing cat on crack. they always have bad .nasty skin and try to be kool by having tattoos or peircings but dress like a riverside tweaker "going on NO sleep for 3 weeks" These mother fuckers complain about everything. In Sean's eyes no one can do right by sean. he is perfect to himself though.This person leaves huge poops in the toilet and doesn't flush yet will complain about a dirty spoon in the sink. Seans birth signs are usually CANCERS because when you are around them ,you feel like you are chemo.

girl 1: oh my FUCK\! have you seen Sean lately? girl 2: Yes, and that back hair as well as back acne it looks like a dead dog with mange. girl 1: Yes YES\! and his breath made me throw up in my mouth the other day. I hate Sean. girl 2: I hate Sean too and he lies like a two dollar crack whore. boy 1: Uh, girlfriends that bitch gave me the warts on my ball sack.Like uh muh ga\! Then when i woke on his crusty sheets. I found that his penis was covered in sores & looked like a rotten cucumber. One word of advice "DON'T DRINK 50 CENT tequila IN BACKWOODS CRUISING BARS. girl1: Oh my gosh\! i'm totally going home and douching with bleach\! girl2: EW, you really hit that? wow\! you are totally toxic bitch.. boy1: WORD girl2: WORD girl1: WORD

Author: DUMPTSER DEMON http://sean.urbanup.com/4723509
73. (sean) (31↑, 89↓)
verb. to vie for surrogate maternal attention.

There he goes, off to Sean your mother

74. (Sean) (60↑, 118↓)
A boy obsessed with blondes and the color green. He acts like he's a nice guy but hooks up with girls and then leaves them.

Woah did you see that blonde hottie in the green shirt? Dude you just pulled a Sean\!

Author: franchescafriend http://sean.urbanup.com/3586147
75. (Sean) (26↑, 87↓)
a person in a wheelchair, who is cool and smooth with the ladies, and who is fun to be around

That Sean is so funny.

76. (Sean) (56↑, 120↓)
N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear. V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car. Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.

1) Ewwww\! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car. 2)Check out that guy\! He's Seaning\! Poor car... 3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on\!

77. (Sean) (37↑, 102↓)
A flaming homosexual who enjoys bum sex and dances like shakira. His hips don't lie. Also he has a small penis and his last name is liston. LOOOOVES fat girls

Sean liston

Author: Sean's Friend http://sean.urbanup.com/4516187
78. (sean) (46↑, 113↓)
thee greatest freaking man alive, overly obsessive with 'raiders' and loves to do yardwork\!..what a great husband..

Sean thinks he cool and tourtues his cousin and her "raider" friend Sean:Hey Me:What Sean:Give barbie back her clothes ^??

79. (Sean) (53↑, 121↓)
To throw up and then lie about it.

A: Did you just throw up? B: No way man, I just had to go make a phone call. A: Dude, you just seaned\! B: No, no I didn't.

80. (sean) (42↑, 111↓)
a guy who looks emo, listens to screamo bands, wears band t-shirts, but isn't emo

Dude, that guy is a total emo. No way, he's really just a sean

81. (sean) (48↑, 124↓)
A jewish looking guy, who loves death metal, video games, fast food & boobs . An all-around asshole that you can't live without . Can often be foun near people of the latin & goth veriaty .

Hey sean you jerk

Author: A guy he owns in halo 3 http://sean.urbanup.com/3304503
82. (sean) (37↑, 117↓)
The former state animal of New York, most recognizable by enlarged front teeth, butt chin, and sasquatch like stature.

"Dude, I was hiking in the woods and I smelled cat shit, then I looked up to see a huge sean in front of me"

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83. (Sean) (45↑, 128↓)
this word has many meanings first: To ejaculate second: To perform sexual act upon someone/thing third: to pat a goat

1) i sean so much that your mommas mouth wasnt big enough\! 2)i seaned your sister. 3)did you just sean that goat? ye.

Author: the seanmeister http://sean.urbanup.com/3244209
84. (sean) (45↑, 133↓)
sean is a common word used for someone who is gay, and spends an inordinate amount of time in his bedroom with hoovers and buttplugs.

Oh my god, you are such a sean.

85. (Sean) (32↑, 124↓)
1.The misspelling of the name Shawn 2.A Mule, Jackass or Asshole 3.Men who sit down when they urinate commonly called a Armstrong pretty much to sum a Sean up is a real bastard who takes pride in being so all with the proud nigga look on his face

Gayvin: Hey look at that demented bastard sitting on the curb with no shoes and smoking a cigar Victor: Yeah what a creep Mike: No that's just a Sean

Author: the net guru http://sean.urbanup.com/3984406
86. (sean) (45↑, 137↓)
an asshole that sucks a billion dicks everday and then tries to act all cool and straight

Man, Michael Jackson is such a sean.

87. (Sean) (26↑, 121↓)
(N); the very definition of faliure, one who stinks, one who when you see his name on caller ID it makes you wince and feel like you just watched an entire 3 hour special of "Seasons Greetings: with Martha Stewart", is rich, was breastfed until the age of 12 and plays "World of Warcraft". But is still loveable and liked by all.

Classmate: "Oh God help us, here comes Sean." Sean: "Sup guys?" Classmate: "Oh hi. Yea, we were all just actually leaving. We are going to the cafeteria." Sean: "Cool\! Me too\!" Classmate: "Oh did I say cafeteria? I ment the...uhmm..home\! Yes\! Home\!" Sean: "All of you?" Classmate: "Uhmm yea, we uhmm...we..all are sick. So you might want to stay away from us."

Author: Mr. Prattington http://sean.urbanup.com/3403709
88. (sean) (46↑, 188↓)
a small kid who likes to suck his own vag this is simple cuz he ain't got no penis and need some other way to find pleasure HI SEAN\!

sean "the queer" leehr

Author: wootang clan http://sean.urbanup.com/3303213
89. (Sean) (70↑, 227↓)
Verb -To sean To sag way more than is morally acceptable. When someone sags like a Sean it usually burns your eye balls out because you can see thier ass crack.

"Man, I just went blind from watching Bob sean

90. (sean) (136↑, 297↓)
an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.

hey dude were you checkin out that girl. awww your a total sean

Author: anal penetration http://sean.urbanup.com/3127663
91. (Sean) (349↑, 532↓)
1. to break out with intense amounts of pleasure 2. the action of not being able to contain oneself in their own pants 3. to want to have sexual feelings with another man

1. Oh man, I saw that girl/guy and I totally Seaned. 2. UH OH\! I am about to Sean. Ahhhh, that was good. 3. I was soo gonna sean if i didn't get outta there\!\!

92. (Sean) (87↑, 310↓)
A brown homosexual asshole who has no respect for anyone, but himself. Loves to rub himself in cow urine.

Wow, you stink like a sean.

93. (Sean) (99↑, 363↓)
The skinniest thing to ever grace this planet. Looks like a noodle. Has the IQ of a silver spoon. Looks like his face was squashed by 2 sumos. Will dissapear from view if he turns sideways. Likes men. Has microscopic penis.

Wow, Sean is so gay

94. (sean) (110↑, 421↓)
to cut a hookah coal in half so that it lights better

I couldn't get the coal lit, so i seaned it and it lit in a second.

95. (sean) (93↑, 556↓)
the incorrect spelling of the name Shaun

man:ok could you spell your name please sean: sure its S-E-A-N man: ha ha your name rhymes with bean sean: accually its pronounced shaun man: then why dont you spell it like that (commonly used excuse) sean: i spell it the irish way

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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